Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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