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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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