Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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He was too far out man

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Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

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Redundancy.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.