Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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