What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.