What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.