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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat