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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)