Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Who's there! Asia! Asia who?

Asia mum in

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."