What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.