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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.