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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!