What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!