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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money