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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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How did they get them?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money