What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init