What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire