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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.