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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct