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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.