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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.