What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!