What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.