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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "