What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.