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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads