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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don