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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

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Whats 1+0?

Babies

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.