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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.