What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

How does a baby Wookie get around?

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.