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What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!