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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!