What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!