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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.