What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

You call him a little slow

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.