When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
I love you a ton!
Marriage, you wanna?
He nuts and bolts.
I can clearly see your nuts!
Finding out the chef is bald.
He has cancer.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
Because she ran away from the ball!
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
It reads "Small medium at large."
A quarter pounder with cheese.
