Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.