What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.