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45 Year Old Jokes

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Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.