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45 Year Old Jokes

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Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.