45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.