What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.