What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.