What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.