Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.