Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.