What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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A small medium at large!

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Turn off all the lights.

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A rooster!

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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A little suspect