What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.