What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.