What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.