What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!