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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary