What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank