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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.