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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!