What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin