What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio..

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss