Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!