What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man