What do you call a restaurant that sell...

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?