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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.