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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

T Jokes More T Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!