What starts with a 'C', contains the le...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!