What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!