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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!