What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.