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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.