What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...