What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.