How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.