Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.