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Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.