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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.