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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!