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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.