What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.