What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!